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world-class airport

Creative. Genius. 

Saskabush does not have a very big airport, but I gather from this excellent sign that they are taking the next 2+ years to try to jazz the place up.

Give it a little razzle dazzle. 

Add some Hollywood glamour. 

And most importantly, impress all the international visitors arriving from exotic locales such as Denver, Colorado, and Minneapolis, Minnesota. 

Progress Pete and his informative sign are posted all over the entire airport at two locations!

It's just so excellent that this is the mascot they thought up. Why some confused looking moustachio who can't even make a proper fist? This character is so unnecessary. Why not at least a squirrel in a construction hat? It's cute! It eats nuts! It has a bushy tail and it's holding up a "Work in progress!" sign!

Puppeteering

School kids! Look out for your new "family life" teacher, complete with puppet! 

I'm shy! I put my hand in my pants!

Show me, using the doll, where it hurts on your person.

I'm giggling! Or, I'm smelling myself!

My body's nobody's body but mine

You run your body, 

Let me run mine!

From the desk of the mayor:

City of Saskatoon 2012
Mayor's Report:

Straight from the mouth of the man in charge.

So wild. So free.

Cunning like a fox. But it's a wolf.

Not just for the fronts of Montreal tourist T-shirts anymore.
"A-wooooooo! White Fang!"

ザ・カーリング！Curling!

Curling! It's what that one fat guy in Aberdeen, SK is doing (when he's not sleeping in his camper, hanging out in parking lots in his pyjamas pants, washing his feet in public washroom sinks, or adding dirt to his hairy butt crack). 

I threw this rock into the house. The house is the bull's eye.

It combines all my favourite elements of sport - drinking beer, wearing regular clothes, not sweating - and it's all on ice! 

Only the youngest, fittest, beer-guttiest will make the team.

You have to get used to the fancy curling lingo. Your equipment is a "broom" and you use the "broom" to "sweep" the ice so that the ice gets "smooth." When you have smooth ice, it makes that heavy round thing, the "rock," go faster. If you want your team mates to sweep faster or harder, you have to yell at them, "Hard! Hard! Fast!" And then when it's time for them to stop going so hard and fast, you yell out, "Whoa, whoa easy there."

Hi! We're here to curl!

Now watch the young amateur throw her rock.

Oh, can't tell which one she is? She's the only non-white person on the ice/in the town.

   

Sport: Curling

Final Grade: A++

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