Christmas Dollar Grillz y'all

The oven is full but there's still meat to be cooked! What to do? Fire up the grill and get'r done! And no this ain't Christmas in the South - Southern Hemisphere, I mean. This be the North, foo, and dang it's cold!

Don't need no jacket. Don't need no hat. Just my invisible tongs and meat.

So I brought my camera out too late and the meat was already off the grill and grilling tools put away. I didn't realize this until I looked at the picture after I'd taken it and saw that I was being mime-grilled. But you can see the tupperware at the bottom where the meat was being marinated, and that hazy fog? -Why none other than SMOKE FROM THE GRILL! It happened, I swear it did.

So dry.

It's so dry here, the skin on my stomach is dry. Yes, the scaly snakeskin on my shins has migrated to my belly.

Discuss.

Taiwanese Cabbage!

As a member of a frequently mis-and-underrepresented people, I am always excited (and wary) when I see some form of the word "Taiwan" anywhere. But Taiwanese cabbage at superstore in the Bush - nothing wrong with that! Let me at it! 

I don't see it...

Clearly I, or Superstore, or both of us have no idea what a Taiwanese cabbage is. From this display, I would think it was a white carrot, but different from a daikon. Except that I thought a Taiwanese cabbage was a cabbage. Because we eat cabbage all the time. Delicious stewed and salty plain cabbage... mmmm. What's going on? Damn you superstore... this is like when you had the sign for fresh mint over the parsley, and made me furiously dig under everything looking for fresh mint, when clearly there was never any to be had. 

The end.

Merry Christmas!

Cats love Christmas.

"That tree is sparkly."
"I'm smelling you now."

"Look, Simba - everything the light touches is our kingdom."
"Outside scares me."

Oh, hi there. I was just about to explain the circle of life to my friend.

Cats love Christmas. And The Lion King.

Also please notice my effects on the pictures.