a belated Valentine's Day message

A crafty Valentine's Day display on the wall at Saskatoon's (4th) finest Chinese-owned Japanese fine dining establishment caught my eye: 

Very

Every

Day

Enjoyment

Special

which very cleverly spells VEDES - that's right, the plural of VD

A very happy VD to us all! =)

Christmas Dollar Grillz y'all

The oven is full but there's still meat to be cooked! What to do? Fire up the grill and get'r done! And no this ain't Christmas in the South - Southern Hemisphere, I mean. This be the North, foo, and dang it's cold!

Don't need no jacket. Don't need no hat. Just my invisible tongs and meat.

So I brought my camera out too late and the meat was already off the grill and grilling tools put away. I didn't realize this until I looked at the picture after I'd taken it and saw that I was being mime-grilled. But you can see the tupperware at the bottom where the meat was being marinated, and that hazy fog? -Why none other than SMOKE FROM THE GRILL! It happened, I swear it did.

Cats love Christmas.

"That tree is sparkly."
"I'm smelling you now."

"Look, Simba - everything the light touches is our kingdom."
"Outside scares me."

Oh, hi there. I was just about to explain the circle of life to my friend.

Cats love Christmas. And The Lion King.

Also please notice my effects on the pictures.

It's Christmas!

In one month. Ha ha, fooled you, right? You thought it was Christmas RIGHT NOW!

Well I heard that Mariah Carey song on the radio for the first time this year earlier this week, and I went to the Boomtown Museum today where I saw the most charming nativity scene of my life, which inspired me to share it here on the internets:

Baby Jebus was born in a well-ventilated room

Close up of his peeps on the left.

Don't forget the asses! Ha-HAAAA!

Really though, they couldn't just turn the horses around? What's up with that? I learned that when a horse presents its rear to you, that it's disrespecting you! Don't let them basashi disrespect you, foo'! 

So the nativity scene... meh I guess you had to be there.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

In Da Club

Happy Halloween from the Bush! I went to da club, and by da club I mean the one that shares the parking lot with Timmy Ho's. There were a lot of hos and pimps out that night, both sexy and so unsexy it was spooky. Way to capture that Halloween spirit, folks!

"Gosh darn-it I forgot my Halloween costume!"