world-class airport

Creative. Genius. 

Saskabush does not have a very big airport, but I gather from this excellent sign that they are taking the next 2+ years to try to jazz the place up.

Give it a little razzle dazzle. 

Add some Hollywood glamour. 

And most importantly, impress all the international visitors arriving from exotic locales such as Denver, Colorado, and Minneapolis, Minnesota. 

Progress Pete and his informative sign are posted all over the entire airport at two locations!

It's just so excellent that this is the mascot they thought up. Why some confused looking moustachio who can't even make a proper fist? This character is so unnecessary. Why not at least a squirrel in a construction hat? It's cute! It eats nuts! It has a bushy tail and it's holding up a "Work in progress!" sign!

So wild. So free.

Cunning like a fox. But it's a wolf.

Not just for the fronts of Montreal tourist T-shirts anymore.
"A-wooooooo! White Fang!"

A place for ribs! Oh and chicken too. Of course, chicken!

Is this what happens when you split from your rib-restaurant business partner? 

How sad. It's not even like Tony Roma's is that great. It's like the knock-offs of mediocre brands like Puma and Fila you find at the night market. "Check out my awesome new Fira sneakers! I'm going to be the coolest kid at school!"

Wapanese Fried Noodle!

Dear Wapanese, 

Here is something special our chef whipped up just for you:

it will give you energy to translate anime episodes!

Honestly, this reads as Wapanese Fried Noodle way before you realize it is bracket Japanese Fried Noodle bracket. Amazing. Hilarious. Also offensive and exclusive. Hello, where is the Weeaboo Fried Noodle? Now that would be more inclusive and maybe better for business... Actually no.

I have not met any Wapanese people yet in the Bush, so I doubt this dish is bringing in any new customers. They should instead make a Wwhite Fried Noodle - the fried noodle dish for white people trying to be white. THEIR RESTAURANT WOULD BE PACKED!!!! Go Wwhite Go!

Stay off the West Side!

You're no Cookie Kwan/Margaret Wang, Mr. Dave Price.

"Uh, well like, my last name is Price? 

So I named my husband/wife team Team Price?

And then I decided that our slogan would be 'The Price is Right?'

Because my last name is Price? Right?"

Your ad is on the side of a garbage bin, you have clearly stolen your logo word-for-word from an extremely popular and very long-running TV show, and look at yourself. Just look. 

"And then like, I pulled my collar out as far as it would go over my jacket?

And I wish you could see, because like, I'm wearing white socks too? 

To match the shirt? 

But the photographer was all like, 'A head shot is more professional?'"

And Dave, why do you talk like that? It sounds like everything you say is a question. Lower your tone at the end of a statement. Go down, not up.